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Why, my name is Jennifer Hubbard, and if I were a tree...I would be one with strong christian roots, a thick family-oriented trunk, and bunches of leaves to provide shade for the handicapped children. I like to name and spell the fifty states in alphabetical order, and I have a secret fetish for rug burns and static cling. When I'm not seen at school or at mathlete competitions, I am probably seen tapdancing at the local morgue as my parttime job. #1 rule at the morgue: Don't sneak up on the living; you don't want to scare someone with an embalming needle.

My uncle owns the biggest ball of twine...

I also love to sing two octaves above the actual song...maybe a little flat. Depends on my mood. (Even with flat notes, people wouldn't dare call me flat! Wink wink!)

So this is me summed up in a nut shell...Oh, yes, I almost forgot. I have one good friend. His name is Matthew and he's making all this up all impromptu-like, though he probably stole some things from some movie. He's not this clever.


"Neither."


-Jennifer

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